An Epic Tale

Let me tell you of an epic tale, one that ended suddenly. I once visited never never land to see the mermaids, because i heard they were hot! Anyway, upon reaching this mystical land i searched and found these awesomely hot mermaids. I soon fell into conversation with these beauties of the deep and made them fall madly in love with me. I didn't know then what i know now, which is never let mermaids fall in love with you. They fell in love with me, but i soon discovered that is one of the worst things that can happen to one that meets mermaids. As i became more comfortable with these awesome beauties, i drew closer to the waters edge. upon reaching said edge they grabbed me and pulled me under to a watery grave. That's when i woke up. The End.

When i was thinking of writing this awesome tale of awesomeness, i decided i didn't want to write just anything for my first post, so i wrote this tale. Besides your first post has to be awesome and i think this comes pretty close.